Don't Trust Snakes: Forthcoming guidance

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“I know where I'm headed.”

ROGER THORNHILL

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Forthcoming guidance

The Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople's Handbook of Nut Allergies

The Panchen Lama's Big Book of E-Mail Etiquette

Rev. Sun Myung Moon's Gentle Way to a Healthy Back

The Chief Rabbi Cooks with Fish

The Southern Baptist Convention's Simple Steps to IFR Certification in the Beechcraft Bonanza

The Grand Ayatollah's Guide to Building Your Profitable eBay Business

The Estonian Evangelical Lutheran Church's Sauces, Dry Rubs and Marinades

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Absolutely brilliant. I sent the first REAL article to some friends saying "What's next...make-up hints? Laundry rules?"

They are right about one thing, no teen-ager of the fifties can deny that automobiles were frequently an occasion for sin.; June 20, 2007 2:19 AM