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DON’T

TRUST

SNAKES


“I know where I'm headed.”
ROGER THORNHILL



Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Forthcoming guidance

  • The Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople's Handbook of Nut Allergies

  • The Panchen Lama's Big Book of E-Mail Etiquette

  • Rev. Sun Myung Moon's Gentle Way to a Healthy Back

  • The Chief Rabbi Cooks with Fish

  • The Southern Baptist Convention's Simple Steps to IFR Certification in the Beechcraft Bonanza

  • The Grand Ayatollah's Guide to Building Your Profitable eBay Business

  • The Estonian Evangelical Lutheran Church's Sauces, Dry Rubs and Marinades

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely brilliant. I sent the first REAL article to some friends saying "What's next...make-up hints? Laundry rules?"

They are right about one thing, no teen-ager of the fifties can deny that automobiles were frequently an occasion for sin.

June 20, 2007 2:19 AM  

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