"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed."
The merest sampling:
"In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor."
"I propose that sports greatly hinders the development of godly, Biblical, feminine character. Parents today expend extraordinary amounts of time and energy taking their daughters from one sports event to another, week after week, even to the point where it exhausts the family and family resources. The fruits we see are that today’s Christian women are often ill-prepared to be Biblically obedient wives and mothers."
"The only reedeming feature about these neo anti-Christians is that there are so few of them and, hence, easily annihilable."
"Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb."
"All any terrorist has to do is drop large quantities of plutonium from airplanes onto American soil and it will render electricity completely useless."It's hard to use electricity when you're busy dying unspeakably.
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