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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Department of Improbable Spam Claims

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posted at 4:35 PM

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Best spam euphemism for penis . . .

Many have contended, but I'm instructing PricewaterhouseCoopers that today's entry from my spam folder is the winner:

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posted at 10:01 AM

Monday, February 18, 2008

Mixed blessing

"Erection will be mush harder"

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posted at 12:28 AM

Friday, February 08, 2008

One euphemism I hadn't encountered before

A spam message urges me to "lengthen your woman."

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posted at 11:55 AM

Saturday, November 10, 2007

This year's spam contest is now over. Thanks to all who participated.

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posted at 11:12 AM

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Spam for hermaphrodites

When other bloggers start getting hits like this, escalation is inevitable if Don't Trust Snakes is to retain its freshness.


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posted at 10:15 AM