Don't Trust Snakes: The worst

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“I know where I'm headed.”

ROGER THORNHILL

Friday, September 23, 2005

The worst

Jackets like this are the worst!

Acid-washed denim baseball/varsity jackets with tan twill sleeves: avoid them at all costs. It's a little-known fact that in the Ninth Circle of Dante's Hell, Brutus, Cassius, Judas and Satan are all wearing these jackets, embroidered "Ride the Ice -- Ninth Circle -- Dante's Hell."

If you own one, you should destroy it immediately along with any images of you wearing it. God will thank you. Your descendants will thank you. I will thank you.

2 Comments:

syp said...: Hee!; September 26, 2005 4:35 PM
tp_gal said...: You do the world a great service! Thank you man!; September 26, 2005 5:06 PM