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Friday, January 20, 2006

As your search result, I advise you to get a better search engine

You know, it's flattering that this blog ranks 15th out of 676,000 when you do a Yahoo! search for Nikon portrait lenses (on the strength of this), but, seriously, why would you want to use a search engine like that? I truly can't understand why Google's market share is not 97%. And at lunch yesterday, the establishment had elected to feature RC Cola. Royal Crown Cola: the Indian pudding of colas. You don't see it very often anymore, and when you taste it you understand why.

The Cadbury Schweppes website touts: "RC's crisp, clean taste distinguishes it from other colas, and has become a favorite of cola drinkers throughout America." Well, cola drinkers throughout America, I suggest you beat a path to Seattle's Red Door Alehouse. They will fix you up right. With RC Cola. Royal Crown Cola.

Yes, I am going for a top-5 position in future Yahoo! searches for RC Cola. Royal Crown Cola.


posted at 6:49 PM

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