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Monday, July 31, 2006

If I were in charge of the Harry Potter empire . . .

. . . we would do a film about a scrappy quidditch team composed of ethnically diverse misfits from the wrong side of the magical railroad tracks, the hard-luck black-or-discredited-white magician who coaches them, and the love of a good woman. It's O.K. that it would be fantasy and not "based on a true story," because production of the film based on the last such true story in any sport is probably just wrapping up.

In a twist, the team-of-misfits' star player could be forced to sit out the big game when he's turned into an adorable baby dinosaur—but then he suits up anyway and scores the winning goal or the winning whatever-it's-called-in-quidditch. Take that, Malfoy!

Still working on the title. If any of you would ever comment, you could suggest something.


posted at 2:25 PM

1 Comments:

Blogger MWR said...

Guilty as charged. I have not actually read Harry Potter yet. I'm still working my way through Thomas the Tank Engine.

August 01, 2006 12:18 PM  

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