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Saturday, July 22, 2006

Memorandum to Swine in Human Form Who Litter in the Backcountry


M E M O R A N D U M

TO: Swine in Human Form Who Litter in the Backcountry
FROM: MWR
RE: Punishment
DATED: July 22, 2006
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I can't understand how your like even learns about places like this, or what impels you to bring a little bit of your degraded existence to remote and beautiful settings for which you lack any respect.

Be glad your punishment is not up to me, person who deposited a jumbo candy wrapper beside the trail to Gothic Basin yesterday, or you would be missing a joint of your pinkie. Each of your parents would be missing two joints.

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