Don't Trust Snakes: Oh, no! Not Jack Benny!

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ROGER THORNHILL

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Oh, no! Not Jack Benny!

Many [evangelical Christians] tell me, "Mikey, OK, Anne Frank, Dr. Seuss, Jack Benny, Gandhi, they're all burning eternally in the fires of hell." - Salon, December 13, 2006

Much as I appreciate the randomness of throwing Jack Benny in there, I have my doubts that "many" Evangelicals are actually saying this to the guy.

It's amazing that three-fourths of Americans believe in Hell. Kind of makes you wonder what else they believe. If you believe in Hell, please leave me a comment and tell me three other "interesting" things you believe. To make it the most fun, make them things that you expect that I don't believe.

Labels: mocking others, religion, Salon

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