Don't Trust Snakes: Sherlock Holmes, barista

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ROGER THORNHILL

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Sherlock Holmes, barista

Today in Starbucks, I got distracted just as I was removing money ($2.00) from my wallet and before placing my standard order (venti drip coffee, no room). To my momentary surprise, the barista, not one who knew me, asked "Drip coffee? What size?"

I recovered quickly and launched this exchange:

MWR: There's nothing else on the menu for less than two dollars, is there?
Barista: Well, you could have been ordering tea.
MWR: And if I'd only pulled out a dollar?
Barista: Um . . .
MWR: An unsolicited tip!
Barista: That would be good.

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