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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Objection: relevance

Nine-year-old Brooke Porter was enjoying a day at Malibu's Little Dume Beach with her family last Saturday when it happened.

About 50 feet above the beach, someone threw objects from the bluff-top compound owned by musician Kenny G onto the sand below. Brooke was hit in the head, causing a scalp injury.

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The musician's attorney said Kenny G's wife paid the medical bill for the girl, but he said no rocks were thrown. Instead, the attorney said, Hershey's Kisses and a PowerBar energy bar were thrown.

"I have been informed a PowerBar hit the girl accidentally on the head," said attorney Lee Blackman, who added that the cliffs have signs warning of falling rocks. "It was just an accident." - Los Angeles Times, June 30, 2007
Yes, it was just an accident. Heavy rains had dislodged a number of PowerBars (actually a kind of rock) from the cliff face.

How is it relevant that there was a falling-rocks sign? Is the idea that the kids were on notice about rocks, so should have been ready for anything softer than a rock (which, in my experience, might describe a PowerBar)?

1 Comments:

Blogger Alasdair said...

Might? I'd say for certain. Especially if the PowerBar had been on a New Hampshire mountainside in the winter just before falling off the Malibu cliff. Yuck.

June 30, 2007 7:29 PM  

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