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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I tried to make this up, and I couldn't

MWR, I thought to myself one quiet evening in February, you should do a post about the movie "Elf," and you should be sure to include astrological data and charts for key cast members. But I just couldn't.

Courage! All is not lost.


Some of what I learned:
  • "All people born in the middle to late 60's, have this opposition from Saturn/Chiron to Pluto/Uranus. Here, Saturn has moved on a bit but Chiron (the wounding) is stressing Mars (aggression, anger, confrontation) which could mean there was an angry parent involved here."

    Me and my fellow all people born in the middle to late 60's are mostly favoring Saturn here, by the way. Frankly, all this talk about Uranus gets a little gross.

  • "Will was born in the Year of the Sheep and the month of the Cat. Sheeps can be 'sheepish', and not be bound to what others want."

    Oh those wacky "sheeps." I was born in the Year of the Horse. Does this mean I have horselike tendencies? I do sometimes enjoy eating oats.

  • "Mercury and Mars together with the moon in Libra, in the 12th house (hidden) says that perhaps his mother had a temper, and that he too, can get cranky."

    Bob Newhart can get cranky?! Will these insights from the stars never cease?

  • "the minute of the Boar"

    For a moment there I thought Duran Duran was staging another comeback.

  • "The Rat is fair game for the Snake . . . . The Snake can be too much of a goody two shoes, being sweet, and pliable, in order to get acceptance."

    What is this saying about the poor Rat? It can't be good.


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