Don't Trust Snakes: "You caught me."

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“I know where I'm headed.”

ROGER THORNHILL

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

"You caught me."

Just once, wouldn't you like to hear that as the first comment from a figure accused of some wrongdoing? But it never happens. Wouldn't it be refreshing to hear things like:

"I needed to write a book quickly, so when I got bogged down I copied passages from other books. I thought if I mixed up the sources enough, no one would ever find out."

"As the CEO, I knew all about the off-balance-sheet partnerships, which we set up to conceal our losses. I figured we'd get away with it."

"Yes, I used those performance-enhancing drugs and several others you haven't found out about yet."

"I naturally assumed that I could do as I liked with my intern in my Oval Office and my small butler's pantry."

" . . . and that was the first and last time I ever met Ron Goldman."

1 Comments:

Ueberyak said...: How about,

"Alright, actually I was pretty sure there were no weapons of mass destuction in Iraq. I needed the extra money the invasion is bringing to Haliberten."; May 03, 2006 11:37 AM