Ten things I learned about Seattle from The New York Times
Ten things I learned about Seattle from
The New York Times:
- Downtown Seattle is in the "rain shadow" of the Olympic Mountains and Sea-Tac Airport is not.
- This is "a region accustomed to ducking but enduring."
- We "reverently" refer to Mount Rainier as "the mountain." (Most people I know would want to avoid creating the impression that they were referring to a bland radio station.)
- A newspaper reader might imagine that the name of "the mountain" refers to its climate.
- Eighteen inches of rain in 36 hours is "far more" than Seattle received in the same period this November. (Oh, wait, I guess this follows from Seattle not yet having received 15 inches in the entire month.)
- (My personal favorite, by the way) A potential benefit from all the rain: deeper snowpacks, "potentially smoothing the journey of salmon smolts that will ride the rivers to sea next year." (Awwww.)
- We locals "commonly quip" that our abundant summer sunshine is "a fact that is best kept a secret . . . to prevent even more outsiders from moving here."
- If you work hard as a street musician, you could one day become an Autoharpist.
- Autoharp and Autoharpist are not generic terms. (Always insist on genuine Autoharp brand chorded zithers and chorded-zither accessories.)
- Some people erroneously think rain causes Seasonal Affective Disorder.
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