Don't Trust Snakes: Overheard on the No. 2 Uptown Express

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“I know where I'm headed.”

ROGER THORNHILL

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Overheard on the No. 2 Uptown Express

. . . very late Friday night:

Twentysomething Guy #1: "I went out with a woman from work until 2 a.m. the other night and afterward I fell asleep on the No. 2 and when I woke up I was at, like, the second-to-last stop in the Bronx. [Consulting the map posted in the car] Yeah, here, Gun Hill Road."

Twentysomething Guy #2: "I used to play football up there. I can't think of a more aptly named area than 'Gun Hill Road'."

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