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Friday, June 01, 2007

You're in good hands with MWR

From an email exchange today on the general subject of quizzing your potential mates about their relationship histories . . .

CLD: [E]ven with that background, you could be a serial rapist into kinky unprotected sex. Your "pedigree" really doesn't tell a potential date much...

MWR: My reaction to someone who could spend any amount of time with me and think either of those things (or is it just one thing?) would be to laugh. It's like if someone wanted to make sure I wasn't secretly married or something and trolling the internet dating world. I'm sorry, if I were secretly married (or secretly gay, or a serial rapist, or pretty much you name it that nervous types worry about), IS THIS REALLY THE PERSONA I WOULD BE ADOPTING IN MY SEARCH FOR "FRESH MEAT"? It seems unlikely.

Please note that I very certainly DID NOT use the word "pedigree" in reference to myself. That's about as classy as signing "Esq." after your name.

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