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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Aliens are so predictable

How come whenever a TV or movie alien impregnates a human, the pregnancy is always "accelerated"? Just for narrative convenience, I suppose. But it would be amusing to see some abductee go in for an ultrasound after eight months and find she's still carrying an embryo and is going to be pregnant with the alien baby for years.


posted at 10:49 PM

2 Comments:

Blogger Chase said...

That would explain a whole lot about the whole Tom Cruise sonogram buying, couch jumping Katie Holmes scenario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 27, 2005 11:48 AM  
Blogger Viola D said...

Just wanted to say, 'hey, I've read your blog', because I like to let people know. And this was the entry I wanted to do it to. You're completely right.

December 02, 2005 3:54 AM  

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