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Friday, September 22, 2006

Memo to constitutional monarchies


M E M O R A N D U M

TO: All Constitutional Monarchies
FROM: MWR
RE: Give It Up
DATED: September 22, 2006
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Your system of government is absurd. We are tired of hearing about your "hugely-popular king", your "revered queen" and whether this or that princess is ever going to produce a male heir. We aren't interested in which military coups have the royal imprimatur.

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posted at 6:38 PM

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love this style. Why not continue occasionally writing short memoes(?)
to folks in the news. We all think of retorts and advice....it's amusing to see such thoughts in print.

September 23, 2006 8:41 PM  

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